Wednesday, September 23, 2009

An Ode to Two-Ply

Office bathroom you will never be the same
This darn economy is to blame
Now that the two-ply tissue is gone

Missing the luxury
Of soft tissue on the hiney
Now that the two-ply tissue is gone

The one-ply tissue is so meager
It takes more to keep a dry finger
Now that the two-ply tissue is gone

The amount used will be increased
Causing more trees to be deceased
Now that the two-ply tissue is gone

2 comments:

  1. I'm so sorry for your loss.

    The one-ply never cuts it. It pretty much dissolves before it reaches its destination.

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  2. Ha ha! I remember when that happened at my office back in the day. I was devastated.... ;)

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